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Joke of the Day

"I just molested myself. I said no, but I knew I wanted it."

"Volkswagen upset a lot of people by not using AdBlue in their TDI engines... ...they really took the piss out of clean diesel."

"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion."

"How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV? He blew a Piston in his car."

"How do you starve a black guy? Hide his food stamps under his work boots."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not going to fall for that one again."

"How did the Bohemian pay? Just a Check"

"Save your suggestions for the Krispy Kreme complaint box you retarded blob of cellulite."

"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"

"The only people who received awards for African American Achievement at my brother's 5th grade graduation were black. Fucking racism."