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Joke of the Day

"If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never ageing is wearing the same clothes every day."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? *An Astronaut*"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aramis ! Aramis who ? Aramis'tery !"

"What do you call someone who's great at everything? A good-for-nothing."

"I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot."

"What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%? This calls for Jurastic changes"

"f (x) walks into a bar... The barman says ""Sorry, we don't cater for functions"""

"What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection? Beef Wellington"

"How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank? He was always drinking on the job"

"Wanna feel old? Helium formed for the first time 13.8 billions years ago."