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Joke of the Day

"What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle."

"When dared to pull someone's finger, make sure you're not in a restroom & that it's indeed a finger you've been asked to pull."

"Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend."

"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on a prenutshell agreement."

"If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up?"

"My uncle always said ""One in the hand is worth two in the bush."" He died a virgin."

"My Indian friend decided to take off his turban Hats off to him."

"Holocaust jokes are tasteless, anne frankly, you people should be ashamed of yourselves."

"When telling your dog he's adopted, make sure to mention that you will never love him as much as the dogs you gave birth to."

"The Patriots were impressive last night You don't win a game like that with Luck alone"