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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a mean general? General Average"

"An American and a Finn are drinking in a bar... After an hour, the American says ""ahh, this is good beer."" The Finn says ""Are we drinking or talking?"""

"Have you heard of the movie *Constipation*? ""Can't say I have."" ""That's because it hasn't came out yet."""

"Job interview -It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. Whats 19x17? -36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick."

"I have a really good joke about pussy ... but redditors don't get it."

"I applied to Hogwarts the a few weeks back. Unfortunately, I didn't get accepted. Figured I could just Slytherin."

"Thinking of getting a cat? Ease into it by sprinkling hair in your food for a couple of weeks."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin' Off"

"GOd damn millennials with all their browser tabs. The only ""tab"" we used to ""open"" was at the bar, every day, because we had ""alcoholism"""

"There are few things more awkward on a blind date than looking up from your phone to realise she's left. She obviously wasn't blind at all."