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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark"

"Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill I hear it will only be worth $15.80"

"If I was a quotation mark, I'd be a single quotation mark."

"What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream? Twist"

"A pirate, a chicken and a train enter a bar. ""what can I get you?"" ARR BKAWK CHOO CHOO"

"About 90% of people do not know the opposite of these words... Always Coming From Take Me Down"

"We got a new whiteboard at the office today... It's remarkable!"

"What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His left shoulder"

"How do you teach a Jew to pay attention? You send him to a concentration camp."

"What do you call a joke with no punch line?"