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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pile of cats? A Meow-tain."

"The reason I don't like Facebook's ""memories"" feature is because it shows me 6 years ago wearing the same shirt I have on right now."

"GOOD COP: Give us a name! PERP: Never! TED TALK COP: Imagine a world where every single human has- PERP: Okay I'll talk, please just stop!"

"I need a backspace key for my mouth"

"What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation? A razor."

"If Lance Armstrong and Oscar Pistorius have taught us anything, it's don't trust athletes with missing body parts"

"What's the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex will make your day, anal sex will make your hole weak."

"#HowToAvoidPoliticsAtDinner bring up something less controversial, like religion."

"I apologize for those affected, but at the same time I couldn't resist. I may have sinned. Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims; 110 stories in less than 10 seconds."

"I like my women like I like my joke formats: worn out from overuse."