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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pile of cats? A Meow-tain."
Next Joke
"I'm going to propose with a mood ring so I can easily see a measurement of how excited she really is."
"My Mother in Law fell down a wishing well I was amazed. I never knew they worked."
"Here's a list of things I need you to accomplish without any resources to do them with. -management"
"What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine? AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!"
"Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone"
"Today TO DO list: 1) vacuum huge spider in living room 2) panic 3)throw vacuum cleaner outside 4)buy new spiderless vacuum"
"why are we mad at Beyonce for cultural appropriation when we could be mad that she made us listen to a Coldplay song?"
"BANISTER A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. ""What are you doing?"" he asks. She answers, ""Warming up your dinner."""
"What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back? A Chiroptopracter."