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Joke of the Day

"If Lance Armstrong and Oscar Pistorius have taught us anything, it's don't trust athletes with missing body parts"

"My handheld social networking device is ringing! What do I do?"

"how many Snapple Facts do I have to get before it counts as a GED"

"This bank pen tastes like it's been in a lot of other people's mouths"

"Saw a group of ants carrying a Funyun and it made me wish my friends and I had a giant Funyun."

"""What's wrong with our country?"" OBAMA! ""Who are we going to reelect in 2012?"" OBAMA!"

"What happens when you play the drums incorrectly? You get repercussions"

"what flavor of ice cream do you wish existed?? shaq sweat, nickelodeon slime, or maybe even dog the bounty hunter mullet flavored wow"

"Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass after drinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made of himself."

"Took a window fitting course the other day. Smashed it."