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Joke of the Day

"If Lance Armstrong and Oscar Pistorius have taught us anything, it's don't trust athletes with missing body parts"

"There was a birthday party at the homeless shelter It also had a poor punch line."

"Flavor Flav turns 51 today. He'll spend a quiet day at home, still resting up after a weekend of moving clocks forward."

"Last week I went golfing and finally beat my wife... Those are two separate things."

"I lost my mood ring this morning... I don't even know how i feel about this."

"What does an angry chicken say? Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuckawwwf."

"Weather Channel I taped a Weather Channel logo on our living room window. It's like having an extra TV."

"As a bootleg vet, I get asked to turn cats into dogs it's a ruff job."

"What's white and 12 inches?? Nothing"

"What does a cat say when you tread on its tail? ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold..."