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Joke of the Day
"What do santa and a Jew have in common? they both escape through the chimney."
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"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. ""That's so cool"" says the bartender, ""where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" replies the parrot."
"Had a skype interview yesterday and I completely avoided the fact that I am actually a centaur"
"People who have quit Reddit, how is life like now?"
"What'd the man with 5 penises say..? These pants fit like a glove!"
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? ""the Dark Knight Rises"""
"grandma! Mommy! Mommy!. I don't want to visit Gramma! She's cold,distant and she smells funny. ""Shut up and keep digging"""
"Chess Set ""I'd like to buy this chess set please"" ""How will you be paying, sir?"" ""Check mate"".."
"I went to my first Ethiopian electronic concert yesterday The DJ was MT Stomach"
"Two men walk in to a bar... Which is really stupid because the second one should've seen it coming."