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Joke of the Day

"I ordered a red ottoman online yesterday and now all my self-aware sidebar ads are a never-ending David Lynch fever dream of red ottomans."

"""Is there a Mrs. Prime?"" -- EVERY GIRL TRANSFORMER EVER, I MEAN LOOK AT HIM"

"Two Chemists Two chemists go out for a nice meal. The drinks were okay. The meal was OK too. They both died."

"You may have a drinking problem - when your mother asks you to toast the bread.....and you raise your glass and say ""here's to the bread""!"

"/r/pickle welcomes it's newest ally. It's always good to have clean jokes. I due urge the mods to add us to your sidebar, due to the fact that you are on ours."

"As a white person, I have a primal fear of getting lost in the snow."

"They're giving Caitlyn Jenner ANOTHER TV show Apparently, they have her competing in the Olympics again. It's going to be called ""Drag Races""."

"2 guys walk into a bar.. The third one ducked."

"What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!"

"No one can text faster than a pissed off woman"