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Joke of the Day

"Why is the brain always anxious? It's part of the nervous system."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw"

"I went to the doctor and said, ""My penis is burning."" He said, ""That means someone is talking about it."" - Garry Shandling. RIP."

"Did you hear about the guy with the invisible dick? He came out of nowhere."

"We have a saying in Germany. It is better to have loved and lost than to engage in a land war with Russia in the winter."

"John Travolta looks like the type of guy that would leave his toupee in a truck stop urinal for hours and then wear it to a musical."

"What's the opposite of a mango? Mancome"

"I like my women like I like my coffee with my dick in them."

"Ladies, if you don't want to answer a question from a guy, say, ""I already TOLD you. You never listen."" We have no idea if you're lying."

"Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it."