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Joke of the Day
"my grade for geography will be out of this world."
Next Joke
"Son : Dad.... This movie is so scary... Is that woman going to die?? Dad : Judging by the size of that horse's dick, Yes she is"
"Why are Redditors so good at fencing? Because they always riposte."
"She changed her mind .. Hope the new one works !! ~TF"
"We act like we're too cool for ""brand loyalty"" but if someone says they *bing'd* something, we beat them to death in the street."
"The speed at which I can prepare food during a commercial break is amazing"
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
"For Halloween I'm just gonna talk shit to complete strangers and go as the internet."
"What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Princess Leia Barbie ...Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars"