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Joke of the Day

"Women are supposed to be like butterflies, beautiful and hard to catch... ...But most of you are like mosquitoes, annoying and easy to smash."

"Of course Jesus saves. He's Jewish."

"Mary had a little lamb, until she learned about lamb chops."

"Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."

"Do you guys wanna jear a hoke about dyslexics? I had a joke about Alzheimer's but damnit, I don't remember it."

"What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?"

"How do you make a female chemist feel self conscious? Ask if her hair is an extensive property"

"What has 9 arms and still sucks? Def Leppard"

"What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U."

"I have to write 4 pages in 3 hours, but at least I'm not deployed in Iraq."