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Joke of the Day

"Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."

"Q: How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? A: Perky."

"how to comfort a grammar Nazi: Pat their shoulder and say, ""Their, They're, There."""

"You can tell a lot about a woman by how she slices brownies. For example: if she throws the knife at you, you should pick up some midol."

"What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust? A cow can't be milked for 70 years."

"I swear I can stare at my girl for hours and not say a word. It's so fucking difficult with this restraining order to have a good conversation."

"When you said you wanted to show me a stiff one, I had no idea you worked in a morgue."

"2 snowmen in field, one Turns to the other and says ""can you smell carrot?"""

"If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024...."

"This girl on Facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. Omg she's nervous, you guys."