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Joke of the Day

"What has 9 arms and still sucks? Def Leppard"

"Incestuous relationships often involve a aunty-climax"

"My ring tone is a woman faintly screaming Help me, Superman. Help me!' and then I run away, unexplained."

"A started a blog about ADHD... ...it's going to have recipes and I went to the Alamo."

"I was thinking of becoming a banker ... But I lost interest"

"They should make it slightly less easy to ruin everything."

"!False //It's funny because it's true."

"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Poodle? If a Rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish."

"I told my friend I had HIV... She asked me if I was sure. I told her I was positive."

"Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich hot and can keep you up all night."