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Joke of the Day
"Erotic is using a feather Kinky is using the whole chicken!"
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"Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers."
"""Your resume says you've been to prison?"" Me: Sorry, that's a mistake ""So you haven't?"" Me: I have, I just didn't mean to put it on there"
"You think you had a bad day? Clams are getting chowdered. CHOWDERED."
"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke? Because he finally got it!"
"I just saw an ad for a bulletproof briefcase. The real question is: why does your briefcase have so many enemies?"
"Walk up in the club like ""hey do you have to buy anything to use the bathroom?"""
"A bear walks into a bar and asks the barman: ""Can I have a beer...................Please?"" The barman replies: ""Sure, but why the massive paws?"" Edit: Paws not pause"
"If honey bees make honey, what type of bees make milk? Boo bees...... My dad just told me this one"
"Before you wreckyourselfvakia Czechoslovakia"