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Joke of the Day

"Before you wreckyourselfvakia Czechoslovakia"

"How do you know if your neighbor is gay? His dick tastes like shit"

"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A poke-mon! Pls don't hurt me."

"This tweet would get all dressed up and go somewhere special on a Saturday night, but unfortunately it's married.. so it'll just get drunk."

"Why did the cannibal go to KFC? He heard it was finger licking good."

"I just sprayed a mosquito... with mosquito repellent. Now he'll never have any friends."

"What's the difference between a battery and a women? The Battery has a positive side."

"What does a sperm and a politician have in common? They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human."

"From an Obit: He was always a daredevil His last words were ""Watch this."""

"I've never met a full on jew They were all just sort of jew-ish"