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Joke of the Day
"Twin Towers [removed] I'm going to hell for this..."
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"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"
"Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball? They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)"
"What's the problem with Java jokes? They have no *class*."
"What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10? Paul Walker only crashed once."
"How do you get a fat girl into your bed? Piece of cake..."
"It's ok to leave a client with split ends if you're a hairdresser. But not if you're a mohel!"
"What does a gay horse eat? Hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
"I was at the pet shop, and said ""I'd like to buy a wasp."" ""We don't sell wasps,"" they said. ""Then why do you have one in the window?"""
"Oh my god! there was a kidnapping right outside my house today... So weird to see a kid sleeping on the sidewalk in the middle of the day."