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Joke of the Day

"Why has ""America"" been abbreviated to USA Because it has to Capitalize everything"

"What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr? Ana-kin"

"What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist"

"Why did Donald Trump cross the road? To avoid debating."

"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ? Because its two tyred"

"Based on the reaction of the pharmacist who just sold me cold pills, I need to work on my ""I'm not going to make meth with these"" smile."

"Do you know why will this joke melt? Because it will be in the hot section..."

"I'm sorry CO2, but I'm leaving you you're suffocating me!"

"So my friend came to me for help with his problems, but I really had to go to the bathroom... I left telling him I had shit to do, but really I had a shit to take and no shit to give."

"What do you call a Jew that can fly? Smoke"