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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee black... So it steals my fatigue."
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"If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all he'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit i'm gonna see why it aint working"
"He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris ... dies."
"When Princess Leia doesn't want to have Sex... Han reply: It's fine I'll do it with my hand... solo."
"I told a Chinese guy that they always smell like Chinese food. He said ""aw that's lo, mein."""
"All the kids at Sandyhook wanted books... But all they got was magazines."
"I entered the word bit*h into my GPS and guess what, I'm in your driveway!!"
"What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers."
"If there's one thing I've learnt in life it's to stay clothed during sensitive conversations."
"I found some good cookie recipes with weed the other day. Then I was like, ""That's a weird place to keep cookie recipes""."