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Joke of the Day

"What does a dentist do in his free time? Shoot lions."

"I sometimes like to close my eyes and imagine a world with no poverty and also that my hand is a woman."

"What's the difference between KFC and China? At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs."

"My wife has a shell tattood on her upper thigh.. And if you lay your ear on top of it, you can smell the sea."

"Why did the incarcerated 12 year old furiously jerk off in jail? He was hoping for an early release"

"An Eskimo walks into a bakery and orders an apple pie, a cherry pie and a blueberry pie. The baker says, ""sorry, we don't serve Eskimo pies here."""

"What do you call a constipated German? Farfrompoopin."

"People always keep making jokes about how people died in the Holocaust, my grandpa died during the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower and broke his neck."

"According to the ""you snooze you lose"" principle insomnia makes us winners."

"And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?"" asks mother. Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"