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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the man? How do you breathe through something so small?"
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"What are some good 'your sister jokes'? Ones like: what's the difference between dinner and your sister? I wash my hands before eating dinner."
"You god damn morons. All these celebrity nudes were leaked by the Illuminati to distract us from important shit like karate and hoverboards."
"Baby you must be a vector image... Cause no matter how close I look you're still perfect."
"What does expensive pasta cost? A pretty penne"
"A feminist grammar-nazi's favourite joke (NOT a mean joke) A woman without her man is nothing! ""Wait, that's not quite right!"" A woman; without her, man is nothing!"
"Apparently saying, ""You mad, bro?"" is frowned upon if you work in customer service."
"How would you call Hitler if he was a musician ? DJ Nocide."
"Why did no one trust the dermatologist? He kept making rash decisions."
"eer booze and fun!' 'How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet."