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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the man? How do you breathe through something so small?"
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"My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over."
"Common sense: Walk away. Me: No."
"We can find water on Mars but we can't something completely unrelated?"
"This day in history. 1924. Franz Kafka died after a surrealistically charged life which should have its own adjective. Kafkastic? Kafkable?"
"Can't wait for the first bad thing to happen in 2017 so I can post ""what is this, 2016?"" Ha! Today an on duty seeing eye dog growled at me."
"Adding ""and sh!t"" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and sh!t."
"What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? ""Holy smoke!"""
"Why statutory rape jokes aren't funny. They always happen too soon."
"My inability to proofread increases by 1000% after I press send. Danmit"