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Joke of the Day

"Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !"

"What's long and hard and full of ""SEE-MEN""? A submarine, obviously."

"You know what I call drowsy driving? Multitasking."

"What's the difference between Trump and Dave Who the hell is Trump?"

"Hey, people who don't properly re-seal your half empty bags of potato chips... what's it like eating spider eggs?"

"A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine... The solar panel says, ""So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"" The turbine replies, ""I'm a big fan."""

"Why are uncircumcised people loners? Because they're complete dicks."

"How do you get pickled bread? With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain"

"What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty? A bouncy castle."

"Why do physicists love going to church It's the center of mass"