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Joke of the Day

"Little girls and fish Why do little girls put fishes down their pants? So the can smell like big girls!"

"*seductively feeding you chicken wings while you hit on a hot chick ""I'm sorry, I really don't know what a wingman is supposed to do."""

"I was blessed with a rather large penis. That's when my local priest was arrested."

"What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A baseball bat."

"What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross? ""Me! That hurts!"""

"What did the vegetarian do to get ripped? He juiced..."

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4."

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Don't expect me to get hard in 3 minutes, I just got laid this morning."

"Q: What's red and not there? A: No tomatoes."