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Joke of the Day

"[First date] okay just dont let her know you're a trump supporter Her: so what kinda wine should I get Me: haha white is always the best"

"Takes approximately 7.5 seconds for #Adele to make you mourn a relationship that you weren't even in."

"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from."

"A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving The officer asked ""how high are you?"" The man replied ""no officer, its hi how are you"""

"I regret joining the gym recently.. leaving the EU would've been a more effective way to lose pounds"

"Why doesn't Trump want to release his tax returns? HUUUUUGE write offs for plastic bed sheets."

"My 4-year-old just asked if peanuts had peanut butter in them what kinda dumbass have I brought into this world."

"Orange Signal Booster Network Service has a mobile phone signal booster that is specifically designed to improve the Orange Network signal."

"I was given two t-shirts, a jacket and a sweater. They where shirty gifts."

"Which is the most common font i Mexico? El Vetica."