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Joke of the Day

"A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous ""It's ok"" says the Doctor ""They're benign"" ""Count 'em again Doc"" says the pirate. ""I reckon there be at least ten"

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"Good news / bad news The good news is - the other day, I found a really good porn site. The bad news is - all of the web pages are stuck together."
"So, a girl was giving me a handjob... and I told her to stop because she was rubbing me the wrong way."
"How do you make a goldfish old? Take away the G."
"To the 11 year old girl on FB with the relationship status ""it's complicated"" How can it be complicated? Did he take your animal crackers?"
"Just laminated my dad."
"""Meh-eh-eh. Meh-eh-eh"" - Apathetic goat."
"So let me get this straight: Trump supporters are butt hurt because someone overgeneralized them and called them a mean name? Oh, the irony."
"Did you know the oval office is full of money? There's a wad of bill's under the desk"