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Joke of the Day
"Just laminated my dad."
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"If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy."
"I bought a bowflex, it's very confusing, how do I muscles? do I eat it? do I eat the bowflex?"
"Dad, I'm thirsty. Hey Thursday, I'm Friday."
"Three words to ruin a man's ego. ""Is it in?"""
"My cousin found his dad's Viagra, took a handful of the pills, and is now in the hospital... ...with third-degree burns on both of his hands."
"A hurricane is going to hit the east coast? Are you Joaquin?"
"What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist? A gun only has one trigger."
"A tray of muffins is in the oven. One muffin says ""Woo; it's hot in here."" An adjacent muffin exclaims, ""Whoa! A talking muffin!"""
"What do you call a mexican who lost his car. Carlos"