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Joke of the Day

"What is the oldest red wine? ""They took our Land!"""

"Do you want to hear an Ebola joke? Just refresh the page,it's probably posted again."

"I can't cook with spices right now... ...I just don't have the thyme."

"If your man keeps cheating on you with the same woman, humble yourself and go ask her for advice."

"If Beethoven's music had base in it... He would be basethoven."

"IBM succumbs to feminist pressure Booleans can now contain the value ""maybe""."

"If a vampire is also a doctor, an apple is as effective as garlic"

"I was gonna tell a Holocaust joke but I ran out of gas."

"Two guys walk into a bar. Which was dumb, because the second one should have ducked!"

"Having my wisdom teeth pulled. They have nothing left to teach me. I must learn on my own from now on."