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Joke of the Day
"Homework. The teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is."
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"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole.."
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"Jokes are like frogs... they die when you dissect them"
"I like my women like I like my pizza... baked and saucy."
"What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen! What do you call a one legged Japanese woman. Irene! What do you call the Samoan lady who fell off the cliff? Eileen Tufa'a!"
"Pretty rude of you to have a crush on someone else when I've done absolutely nothing to show I'm attracted to you."