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Joke of the Day
"Jokes are like frogs... they die when you dissect them"
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"Who has 2 thumbs and had an accident in shop class? Not me!"
"Online shopping is all fun and games until you have to get up and get your credit card from the other room."
"Whenever someone says, ""Good question"" I never hear their answer because I'm too busy congratulating myself for asking such a good question."
"What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor? The foundation's been laid."
"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer."
"How many dicks do you have to suck before you know you're gay? Three, two for fun and one just to make sure."
"What do blacks and bikes have in common? They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit."
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you can throw them"
"What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large"