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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer"
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"Damn boy, are you fresh ground pepper? Coz you're kinda boring and you've been on top of everything."
"Don't worry, dude, You're fine. I'm pretty sure you need a personality first before it can have a disorder."
"You can't hear a pterodactyl pee... Because it's silent."
"No trees were killed to send this tweet, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced."
"What do Japan and Shaq have in common? Kobe Beef"
"My father put a lot of pressure on me as a child. He used to say stuff like ""You're five years old? When I was your age I was six!"""
"What is the definition of a menstrual period ? A bloody waste of fucking time."
"My boss told me to dress for the job I want, not the job I have. Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting in a Batman costume."
"What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan? A Ramen Manual."