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Joke of the Day
"You can't hear a pterodactyl pee... Because it's silent."
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"Damn girl are you the sun because you need to stay 92,960,000 miles away from me."
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"As of now, I only know of three Jewish holidays: Hanukkah The Bar Mitzvah The Oscars"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum psshh!"
"How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster? About Ye big."
"In order to catch a cab, one must think like a cab first."
"[Batman in tears] Catwoman left me Oh no what happened?! I left the door open and she just bolted"
"well, son, we named you after where you were conceived; that's why you're called The Frightening, Tyrannical Hellscape of Obama's America"
"If a caveman from the Paleolithic era saw you turn down a cupcake because youre on the ""Paleo Diet,"" he'd kill you with a sharpened seashell"