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Joke of the Day
"What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan? A Ramen Manual."
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"My April Fools day joke blew up in my face. I threatened divorce. My wife agreed."
"Stranger adds me to facebook *has a panic attack* Creepy as hell stranger follows on twitter *does victory dance*"
"Nobody tell my husband that ""year round periods"" aren't a thing."
"What is the most popular bar in the Middle East Aloha Snackbar"
"Interesting fact: Prior to the creation of hummus and ranch dressing nobody ate uncooked vegetables."
"My signature move is not caring which one yours is."
"What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? A dill-doe"
"My vacuum sucks So I decided to sell mine, it was just collecting dust."
"""Please punch in your account number, phone number and the last four digits of your social security, so I can transfer you so they can ask you for those same numbers again!"""