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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mangaka fire her assistant? She didn't like his tone."
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"When I have money, there's nothing to buy. When I don't have money, I want everything."
"Me: *sneezes* Mom: Remember February 17, 2009 when I told you to bring a jacket?"
"Do you know the Greek version of Monopoly? It's called Monopoulos and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everyone loses."
"-911 Whats the emergency? My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir? Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking?"
"The President gets an Escort..."
"Two cows in a field. One asks ""should I be worried about mad cow's disease""? ""Well I'm not"", the other replies, ""...because I'm a squirrel!"""
"What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog."
"What's balck on the bottom and white on the top? Society"
"My teenage son is obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine. But I'm sure it's just a phase."