170546
Joke of the Day
"The things i say are like circles... They dont have a point."
Next Joke
"Can February March? No, but April May."
"chinese name joke what do you call a drunk chinese schoolgirl? sum yung fun."
"My friend came up to me He said, ""Can you ever remember a time where you removed a wig?"" I said, ""Not off the top of my head."""
"""Removing my make up"" Or how I like to call it: ""Reset face to factory settings"""
"I wrote a book about Homeopathy.... I named it 1001 uses of Alcohol."
"Just threw a donut inside Planet Fitness and started a riot."
"Religion is like a man's penis. It's okay to have one, it's fine to be proud of it, but don't go around shoving it in people's faces and jamming it down children's throats."
"So I bought a Galaxy Note 7 today.. This phone is the bomb"
"I started professionally playing the rubber band as an instrument... ...I consider myself a one-man band."