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Joke of the Day
"what do you call 4 and 25 cents? foreign change"
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"One of my mates told me that he has a pregnant rabbit. It has an ingrown hare,"
"She's Smart! ""You are so kind, funny and beautiful."" ""Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed."" ""And smart, too!"""
"My sister said I'm being immature. I guess she isn't getting her nose back"
"What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti? A Pastafarian."
"I'm starting a secret society for people who have been banned from other secret societies. It's called The Illuminaughty. (Don't tell anyone, though. It's a secret.)"
"Did you hear about those new anti-gravity cars? They really drive me up a wall!"
"Getting laid for me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle easy if i have a knife"
"My co-worker is so annoying... She's always showing me pictures of her daughter and always asking: ""Have you seen my baby?"" It's so annoying, come on, its been two years, they're never gonna find her."
"What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino? elifino"