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Joke of the Day
"BREAKING: Israel Planning Surgery to Have its Dick Removed From GOP candidates Mouths"
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"I don't want to make a political joke It might get elected as president of the United States"
"What does a sheep in denial say? Nahhhh"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"
"4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said ""People are a prototype"" and I was too scared to ask what he meant."
"Saw a homeless white girl begging for money. I didn't give her any, because I know how they are, always blowing it on Starbucks."
"When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron."
"When I was a child I played ""The Floor is Lava!"" But as an adult, I've put away childish fancies, and purchased magical lava-proof shoes."
"Men that know the difference between moist and wet, know the difference between failure and success"
"NO I didn't eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it."