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Joke of the Day

"Did you know stuffing your bra with toilet paper works pretty well... except when it rains."

"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta way"

"Why shouldn't you eat meat from pot smoking cows? Because the steaks are too high."

"What tastes great on pie but bad on pussy? Crust"

"Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of."

"Idea: An animated sitcom where the characters age and change clothes."

"What do you do if an old man asks for a helping hand? He is meaning a hand job so run away!"

"What do musicians get after they eat a candy bar? A wrapper."

"I think the worst thing about falling asleep right after sex is that I never manage to get the fish back into the aquarium."

"What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat? A row bot."