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Joke of the Day

"A blonde runs into a police station ""Officer! Officer! Help me, I've been graped!"" The policeman is confused ""graped"" he asks, ""well there was a bunch of them"""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 got rid of the headphone jack."

"Why is Helen Kellers belly button bruised? Her boyfriend is blind too."

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam."

"What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player? Pocahontas"

"Taking viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!"

"What do you call a 45 pound Ethiopian? Fat."

"What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market? ""Good morning, ladies!"""

"Why the hell would I use turn signals? I know where we're going."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."