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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to get rid of my body hair through laser hair removal But it grew on me"

"CPR is a lot like church... CPR is a lot like church: you go up, down, up, down, up, down. The only difference is that you don't get snacks in CPR."

"Why can I never be a doctor? Because I don't have any patients"

"Want to hear a joke about construction? Sorry, it still isn't finished yet."

"Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone? because there was no jack."

"Everybody keeps telling me I'm paranoid... it's like a fucking conspiracy. -Jessica Jones"

"What is currently the greatest crime in China? Identity theft."

"What's the word that starts with an ""N"" that no one wants to call a black person? Neighbor."

"Why'd the star go to the bathroom? Because it had to twinkle."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? beef stroganoff"