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Joke of the Day
"What does a man say after sex? Nothing, he's happy and content with life."
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"How do you starve an black man? Hide his food stamps under his work boots."
"Do you know why Morgan Freeman's name is Morgan Freeman? Because his first name is Morgan and his last name is Freeman"
"Yoda: Why, afraid of seven, five is? Because six seven eight."
"Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa? Coz...she ""let's it go!"""
"What do an optimist and a paraplegic have in common? They're not carried by *defeat*"
"If you smoke while you're pregnant your baby comes out wearing a t-shirt and jeans looking cool as hell."
"How do circumcision doctors get paid? In tips."
"My favorite game with the kids is one where I play dead until they go around to their dad's side of the bed and wake him up."
"Heard the one about the wealthy lesbian prostitute? She makes money hand over fist"