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Joke of the Day
"What does a man say after sex? Nothing, he's happy and content with life."
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"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? This change'll be fantastic. It'll be great. You won't believe how great this change will be."
"People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society."
"Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball."
"Did you hear Rick Ross's new song about the Ebola crisis? It's called 100 Blacks Coughin'"
"Ok fine, I'll weigh in: every museum needs to lose that one room that's just old bowls."
"If I got a nickel everytime I said ""I don't believe in fairies"" I wouldn't give two shits about fairies dying from it"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ground fine and stored in the freezer to maximize the freshness. Oh man this is awful. Don't kill me."
"Woozy woman comes up ""OMG I'm-I'm gonna faint!"" ""Go ahead, knock yourself out"""
"Him: Should you be eating that much chocolate? Me: Should you be using that much oxygen?"