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Joke of the Day
"What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have? Phantom panes."
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"I've been taking something for my Kleptomania. I've been taking something for my Kleptomania"
"My tongue was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records until the damn librarian kicked me out."
"What is a drug addicts favorite snack? Crack-ers"
"What do you call a bullying competition? A jerk-off"
"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye matey!"
"What's blue and hangs from a tree in my yard? Its my nigger, I can paint him whatever color I want."
"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class."
"Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem."
"What's the difference between Arabs and Americans? American kids come home from boyscouts"