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Joke of the Day
"Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem."
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"Her: I'll sleep with you when pigs fly Me: points to police helicopter*"
"Why do intersecting lines hate each other? Because they do nothing except making themselves cross."
"I like my eggs like I like my women Beaten"
"What do a Total Bitch and her Tampon have in common? NSFW They're both Stuck-up Cunts."
"MRW I see all this Fine Bros news [removed]"
"Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus? Because there is no driver up there."
"""Found"" a nest of ground bees and got stung multiple times. But I was able to remove all the stingers. So yes, my pullout game is strong."
"Why are pirates, pirates ? CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH"
"An entire generation does not know what the hell is happening when a movie pans over to a wall calendar and the pages magically fly away."