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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded."

"Handmade things always seem to sell for extra. Apparently that doesn't apply to semen."

"What's better than roses on your piano? (PG13) Tulips on your organ."

"Half of all the people who go to an abortion clinic come out alive..."

"My sex change from male to female My sex change operation from male to female went really well yesterday. It was so successful, I'm still trying to reverse out the fucking hospital car park!"

"Have you ever heard the saying... ...come here and sit on my lap and let's see what pops up?"

"Did you hear about the Alaska native that didn't like fish? Yeah, he just wasn't inuit."

"People complain about Facebook privacy settings, but I'm still standing 5 inches away from the guy in the urinal next to me."

"You know social media has gone too far when all your Christmas presents have twitter integration. Sent from my ugly sweater."

"What did Jesse say to Woody when they were having a threesome with Buzz Lightyear? You've got a friend in me"