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Joke of the Day
"Handmade things always seem to sell for extra. Apparently that doesn't apply to semen."
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"What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base? I don't know I just fly the drones"
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"How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant? ...and you call us stupid."
"I'll pay full price for the next iPhone if the only change they make to it is erasing ""ducking"" from the autocorrect."
"What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals? A Freudian Flip."
"I was constipated today and cursed my butt with an appropriate word Asshole."
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"When I die I want my body donated to science Specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life."
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