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Joke of the Day

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field."

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"Sister won't let me eat her out I'm bringing this bullshit up to Father Tim at Sunday Mass."
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"What idiot called it ""Fox News"" and not ""white whine""?"
"""Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"""
"What is it that's made backwards? Edam"
"I went to see a theatrical performance on the history of language Turns out it was just a play on words."
"Hitler was the worst camp counselor ever."