39160
Joke of the Day
"Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage."
Next Joke
"There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars"
"My favorite sex position is the JFK It's when I splat all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car"
"It's in the Smile A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist."
"On our third date, my girlfriend told me that she was bisexual. I broke it off with her because I definitely need sex more than every two weeks."
"Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or the rooster's insistence that he knows what's best for both of their bodies?"
"Sorry, I'm holding out for the Zune Mini."
"Jared Fogle is going to prison. It looks as if his steady diet of footlongs will continue"
"How does the devil measure his drugs? In pentagrams"
"tip: glue a tiny mirror onto your drivers license photo so, when you hand it to the cops, they will get confused & arrest themselves instead"