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Joke of the Day
"What is it that's made backwards? Edam"
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"Where does Doctor Who go to get his salami?...The Dalek-atessan of course.:D"
"If women can do anything men can do... how come they haven't oppressed an entire gender?"
"I saw two tramps passionately making out in public. So I shouted, ""Get a box."""
"How does a SQL expert get a date? getDate() ^(I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)"
"I was gonna tell you guys a gay joke... ...butt fuck it"
"Two Facebook addicts walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says.... ...nothing"
"A man drowned this morning eating a bowl of muesli. A strong current pulled him under."
"Dumbo is an unusual nickname for an Elephant But I guess naming my son Elephant wasn't very conventional either"
"a priest, a rabbi, and a nun naked except for a rosary, all walk into a bar... the bartender says ""what is this, a joke?"""