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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !"

"Did you hear about the dispensary that was selling suppositories? It turns out they were just blowing smoke up everyone's ass."

"Obesity it's a disease People in America say obesity is a disease. The only thing diseases and obese people have in common is they are both really easy to catch."

"When I was 16 years old, the morning of my birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed."

"It's here! May The Fourth Be With You!!"

"What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar."

"It took years for my gf to get me to put down the toilet seat. Though, I really don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place."

"Get a TATTOO they said! A rock band tattoo would be the BEST they said! Creed will be popular FOREVER they said!"

"What's the benefit of having sex with 24 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"""How many volunteers do we have for the army?"" ""384 sir"" ""okay round them up"" ""400 sir"""