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Joke of the Day

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me."

"I went to a dinner party for anorexics. There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet."

"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Girls Without a penis"

"Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman? It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)"

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer: *WHACK!* and shouts ""DAMN!"" A bad skydiver: shouts ""DAMN!"" *WHACK*"

"Never underestimate the power of carefully worded nonsense."

"My grandma can hold her breath for over sixteen years!"

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."

"I wanna get rid of this memory foam mattress, but it knows too much."

"Butter must be southern Because it's usually inbred"