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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the proctologists collectible Corvettes? He wrecked em'."
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"Home made honey mustard ! I have a beehive full of bees trained to eat mustard ... and that is what comes out !"
"*Walks into puppy store wearing a large trenchcoat* *Hurries out of puppy store in a much tighter-fitting trenchcoat*"
"Double leg amputees are the worst... ...I can't stand them"
"DR DOG: *gives kid patient a sucker* MOM: what do u say KID: thanks mr dog DD: kid I didnt go to med school for 56 years to be called Mr Dog"
"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."
"THEM: What's it called when you think about them all the time? ME: Love. T: What if it's about murdering them all the time? M: Also love."
"You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?"
"UPS driver jumps out within 2 sec"
"[Guy goes on a date w me] Hm not sure if he likes me [13 more dates] Dunno? [Marries me] It's so confusing [Stays w me 30 yrs] How do u tell"